Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Fuck Valentine's


People that do Valentine's are idiots.

The whole idea is cheesy and nauseating. How something this tacky didn't get made illegal is beyond me.

If Valentine's Day is a big deal to you, you're a big, ol' sucker. If you're so sick of your money, just give it to charity, or better yet, send it to me, instead of letting card companies, toy shops, flower shops, jewelry stores and chocolate factories make you flush it down the crapper.

If I see another heart, another teddy bear, another red balloon, another red rose or another asshole dressed in red, I'm going to jail for involuntary manslaughter. Please send me toothpaste and intimate wash.

And no, this has nothing to do with the fact that I'm single. I loathed Valentine's even when I wasn't.

14 comments:

♀ L's brain ♀ said...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHA

:D ok now i'll go read the post

'Grey' said...

lol! then the idiots are in Majority ! me being one for sure ! :D

'Grey' said...

Oops ! had to come back ! you are not alone who is fighting 'idiots'..
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN1164613520080211?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69

♀ L's brain ♀ said...

Thank you! FUCK valentine's :P

UGH I hate the red sections in shops (red pillows, red teddy bears, a red version of every thing). as you said very cheesy and it just mocks "love". I refuse this :P

I say let's go you and me to Paws tomorrow or that other pet place.

greyshort said...

I fucking agree.

manutdfanatic said...

My sentiments precisely.

KI said...

WEW! I so love you for this one.
HAPI VALANTAINS DEI BEBI ;-)

N. said...

I couldn't agree more. Fuck Valentine's Day. And fuck those companies that commercialize it. And fuck the idiots who celebrate it.

fang said...

Mmm, red.

Joud said...

thats one funny post :->

i know what u mean, but i admit that it feels nice to be remembered by certain people on that day... it def put a smile on my face and made me nostalgic

♀ L's brain ♀ said...

I bet you are still busy celebrating "valentine's" :P

ADMIT it Ri!!!!

Ri said...

L,

I have a surprise for you. I'll get to it as soon as I finish eating my little heart-shaped chocolates, reading my cards, putting my red roses in vases and listening to Ronan Keating on repeat.

Grey,

I couldn't open the link. Also, fight it! FIGHT IT WITH EVERY OUNCE OF STRENGTH IN YOUR BODY!

Greyshorts,

I'm so fucking glad. High fucking five.

manutdfanatic,

Let's burn Valentine's?

Kiki,

Let's run away together and spend the rest of our lives being all cheesy and gooey with each other.

N,

Do the right thing. JOIN OUR LYNCH MOB!

fang,

WAT YUOR SAYIN?

Joud,

There's 364 other days to remember you too, no? Why do it because everyone else is doing it?

Eschew Obfuscation said...

Preach on, sistaaa!!! :P
Oh wait, my columbian roast is gonna drop acid soon if I dont pour it in a mug.
Back to the issue at hand... FUCK valentines. What a bunch of nitwits! A friend of mine once told me that valentines was just a day for people to evaluate where they are in life, and who they're with. It makes sense. I could be single all year long and yet on that very day I would feel utterly horrible because I am single. It's a day for self realization. A day to evaluate how long uve been single and how far youve come and whether u made the right choices socially ... So it sux!!!!

Ri said...

I agree with your friend. I also think that you feel terrible about being single after being okay with it the rest of the year because that's how other people make you feel.

See, I've noticed that people in relationships, couples, if you may, have this way of feeling smug about themselves. They won't tell you to your face that they think you're a loser for being single, but it's there. They might even go as far as to feel sorry for you. All of this, increases triple-fold on and around Valentine's day. "Look, my boyfriend/girlfriend is falling all over him/herself to make me feel special because I'm an asshole and I need validation. Also I want everyone to know how great a relationship we share. Never mind that we're both insecure and wouldn't trust each other to be faithful for a second, everyone ELSE needs to be envious of us. What do YOU have?" Uhm, taste?

Now look what you've done. You've got me all riled up again.

*takes a deep breath and settles back down*