People that do Valentine's are idiots.
The whole idea is cheesy and nauseating. How something this tacky didn't get made illegal is beyond me.
If Valentine's Day is a big deal to you, you're a big, ol' sucker. If you're so sick of your money, just give it to charity, or better yet, send it to me, instead of letting card companies, toy shops, flower shops, jewelry stores and chocolate factories make you flush it down the crapper.
If I see another heart, another teddy bear, another red balloon, another red rose or another asshole dressed in red, I'm going to jail for
And no, this has nothing to do with the fact that I'm single. I loathed Valentine's even when I wasn't.