LOLDamnation

I'm sorry. I tried, but I couldn't resist.



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Les Poopiz

This post was inspired by L's Brain.

I apologize for the quality of the video and photos, all I had with me at the time was my not-so-fancy mobile phone.

All the animals you are about to see are currently living at the Animal Friends League of Kuwait shelter, awaiting adoption.












This, is true <3.

Fuck Valentine's

People that do Valentine's are idiots.

The whole idea is cheesy and nauseating. How something this tacky didn't get made illegal is beyond me.

If Valentine's Day is a big deal to you, you're a big, ol' sucker. If you're so sick of your money, just give it to charity, or better yet, send it to me, instead of letting card companies, toy shops, flower shops, jewelry stores and chocolate factories make you flush it down the crapper.

If I see another heart, another teddy bear, another red balloon, another red rose or another asshole dressed in red, I'm going to jail for involuntary manslaughter. Please send me toothpaste and intimate wash.

And no, this has nothing to do with the fact that I'm single. I loathed Valentine's even when I wasn't.

Darkness & Light

Death looked out over the disappearing horizon and rubbed his cold hands together.
The sun had taken with it its light and warmth.
The darkness that enveloped everything seeped into every fibre of his being.
He cursed under his breath and continued to walk.

He had done this. It was the work of his hands.
He had caused the darkness, he knew that.
And he hated it, but there was no other way.
He couldn't stop now, he had to keep walking.

There was more light somewhere and he would find it.