Being a year older isn't so bad.
Buying helium balloons is fun.
Sucking on helium and talking like Pee Wee Herman with his nuts in a vice is even more fun.
In spite of what she might think, Helga and I are, in fact, fundamentally different.
Half-cooked pasta with vegetable sauce, home-made red wine and a mad Englishman make a wonderful concoction.
Having a cold and feeling drunk on your own snot sucks. Hard.
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