Thursday, February 01, 2007

I've discovered ...

Being a year older isn't so bad.

Buying helium balloons is fun.

Sucking on helium and talking like Pee Wee Herman with his nuts in a vice is even more fun.

In spite of what she might think, Helga and I are, in fact, fundamentally different.

Half-cooked pasta with vegetable sauce, home-made red wine and a mad Englishman make a wonderful concoction.

Having a cold and feeling drunk on your own snot sucks. Hard.

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