me: It's my birthday.
... she said, not really knowing why.
Godless: wawawawaw heepy butday 2 u
me: o? y?
me: Why do I sux, G****** S********* (full name)?
Godless: Because it's good to sux.
Then you are the Lord and Master of suxage.
Godless: You clearly learnt from the best.
me: I farted.
Godless: Does it stink to high heaven?
me: It probably does. But I'm wearing my bigass trenchcoat, so it hasn't had a chance to excape.
Godless: It'll mature and ripen within the confines of the trenchcoat before it gets a chance to escape.
me: O I don't want that!
But I'm afraid to set it free.
What if it kills me?
Godless: It's just a young fart.
me: But it will grow and learn.
Godless: As we did ourselves. The circle will be complete.
me: Strangely enough, I just realized that I've missed you.
Godless: Is that ever a good thing?
me: The growing?
Godless: No, the missing.
me: It's a sign of a good thing, no?
me: Is it possible to fart and be hungry at the same time?
Because I did and I am.
Godless: Does it feel good?
me: It feels strange.
Godless: Do your farts squeak?
Sometimes they whisper.
Godless: What do they say?
me: I don't speak Latin.