Uh huh. So yours truly turned another year older yesterday.
What was it like?
I can't complain.
I mean, I was locked in my bedroom by my own flesh and blood, I cut my self twice in a span of 10 minutes, I got balloons that came free from McDonald's, I had a cute Lebanese male hairdresser jump out of a box and sing "Happy Birthday" like Donald Duck would (Koko is amazing) and I had chocolate cake stuffed up my nose.
Ooh ooh and I got new Adidas shoes.
And lights for the mirrors.
And candles. Many, many candles :D
Also, a yellow pacifier with red giraffes.
And an apple Chupa Chups lollypop in a Scooby Doo head.
Life is good, no?