I'm going to try something today. A sociology experiment of sorts (Thank you, girl that "removes different voice only")
What I'm going try and do is this:
I am not going to tell a single lie all of today.
Not even a tiny one. Not a white one, not even a necessary one. Not in a box, not for a fox, not with Courtney Cox's socks.
I'm curious to see how 100% brutal honesty goes down.
"Yes, you have put on weight."
"Your new shirt looks like a curtain from an Egyptian brothel."
"No, you will never find someone."
"You are full of shit ... sir."
If I am never heard from again after today, my green anaconda goes to the boy with the runny nose.