I don't know why people don't like catching colds.
I've decided it's one of the funnest things that could happen to you.
Oh well, to me at least.
I love being sneezy and honky all day.
Clogged nasal passages and dry, flaky burning nostrils are da bom!
Nothing is more alluring and sexy than watery, bloodshot eyes and a voice that sounds like Pee Wee Herman.
It's so fucking cool when your cough keeps you up all night and your face hurts every time you laugh even.
The best of all, is trying to talk in the morning and ending up sounding like a Howler Monkey during mating season.
See, my darling obsessed bich? At least I'm not always cribbing. It's not my style *twinkle*
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