Sunday, July 06, 2008

Here goes my tag virginity.

It's true.

It's my first time.

Dyke in Saudi, be gentle with me, please.


I had to think long and hard to come up with my 6 most unspectacularest quirks.

But it turns out I don't know the difference between a quirk that's 'spectacular' and one that's not. So here are mine, one way or the other:

  1. I don't wear jewelry. I hate it with a passion. There're very few things in the world that can make my skin crawl more than the feel of a gold chain. Just writing about it makes me nauseous.
  2. Butterflies are the other thing. They should be eradicated. And then banned from history books. And museums. And ever being mentioned again.
  3. I crack my elbows. They make this reassuring *pop* sound that relaxes me.
  4. I call all dogs 'puppies'. Including police sniffer-dogs that'd make a snack out of me in seconds. (Yes, that nearly happened)
  5. When I'm tired or drunk (or both), a nerve in the middle of my forehead starts to show. Everyone knows about it. It's very annoying.
  6. The second toes on both my feet are eerily long. They look like little penises.

Unlike my other first time, this wasn't so bad :D

I know I'm supposed to tag 6 people, but this is my first tag and I'm not sharing.

SO HA! Bite me.


Anonymous said...

I want to hear about the 'other first time' . Write about it and then dedicate it to me .

MiYaFuSHi said...

I wanna see a pic of the tiny penises :P

Anonymous said...

do explain this butterfly hate passion sometime.

i got a feeling its a funny story,... for me atleast :D

Jewaira said...

A memorable post and a lighthearted way to lose your tag virginity.

You should have kept it lol

Anonymous said...

oh you know i'll be gentle ;)


- really? *makes a security check on people coming to read this blog to see if they have gold or not*

- is there a story behind it?

- ooooh somehow in an unexplainable manner that kinda sounds hot :|

- LOL btw i'm starting to have a soft spot for dogs. my friends have been introducing me to their dogs and made me love them.

- i really want to see the nerve. i'll probably end up naming it :P

- little penises...what a way to describe your toes >_>

LOL! i'm so glad i was your tagging virginity's cherry popper :P

♀ L's brain ♀ said...

lol tag virginity!

Please please don't talk about cracking your elbows :( Do you know that even finger cracking makes me feel dizzy?

They say if your second toes were taller it means you have good luck! Are you a "lucky" person? :)

I know about the jewelry thing! :)

My dear Ri, I'll get you a necklace and earrings for your birthday.

N. said...

Let me guess, the butterfly thing was probably related to a movie thing?

Surprisingly I call all puppies dogs, so even the small cute ones are dogs. They still bite don't they!

Popping is usually relaxing, in any way or form. Ahem.

Your posts have been missed.

Ri said...


I'm actually saving the 'other first time' post for times of scarcity.


That made me giggle.
No, you don't. Really. You'll never look at feet the same way again.


Aside from the fact I'm not fooled by the pretty colours on their wings (which are actually scales that powder off on your fingers when you touch them *yekh*) and am totally creeped out by their curly tongues and ugly bodies, the butterfly hate passion is totally inexplicable. I wish there was a funny story to it. It'd be so much more entertaining then.


Thank you, darling.
Also, I'm lousy with virginity (Grease, the musical) :D

Dyke, my first,

The gold thing is really severe. When the last person I was with used to get hot and heavy, just as he was about to take off his T-shirt, I'd stop and make him take off his gold chain first. Just so it wouldn't touch my bare skin. *shudder*

It is an honour to have you as my tag-cherry-popper :D


Just for the necklace and earrings thing, I'm going to record my elbow AND finger popping, loop it and play on loudspeakers outside your house. *snap* *crackle* *pop*

My mother and grandmother have told me that a longer second toe means I'm going to be the dominant partner in my marriage. HA!


Like I was telling sknkwrkz, I wish it were related to something, just to give it some sort of credence. But it's not :/
Dogs CAN bite, young 'un. Doesn't mean they all do. I <3 them all, the biters too.
How come you're such an expert on popping? Ah?
Your presence has been missed.

♀ L's brain ♀ said...


N. said...

In all honestly, I used to crack a lot of my joints as well, including neck and back. There was this special satisfaction right after, like hmm... I don't know how to describe it, like this other thing.. you know how it goes, right Ri?

♀ L's brain ♀ said...


Ri said...


What's wrong, pumpkin?


No, actually. I don't know. You're going to have to spell it out for me. Word by word. In *very* graphic detail.


N. said...

I would my dear Ri, but if I do we'd have to suffer the consequences. As telling you in very graphic detail would instill an extremely primeval compulsion that would surely eliminate the foundation of moral norms.

Anonymous said...

It's probably a blood vessel and not a nerve. A nerve doing that would probably be cause for concern. :D

Anonymous said...

little penis toes. that crack's me up!

Ri said...


Thank you, Dr. House.



If you only saw them...

Anonymous said...


Ri said...


I was speaking metaphorically, but thank you. I appreciate your effort.