Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Ow

For some unfathomable reason, all of last week, I was filled with a perverse need for self-inflicted pain.

And I do not mean the "Ooh-that-stings" kind of pain.

What I'm talking about here, is the "HOLY-MOTHER-OF-GOD-WHAT-THE-FUCK-WAS-I-THINKING-SOMEONE
-PLEASE-SHOOT-ME-IN-THE-HEAD" kind of pain.


I learnt some very valuable lessons too. Among other things:

1. There are no winners of the Ouch game.

2. Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING, not even death, can make a Brazilian wax less painful.

3. Learn from your mistakes. Leave people's phones alone. Some messages are better left unread.

3 comments:

Ashtaroth said...

Hatebreed, the band, would have us believe that a lesson lived is a lesson learned.

amer said...

Good luck with the new blog - I've added you to my Blog Roll as well.

Ri said...

Thank you, Amer.