This morning, I received the following email from my sister at work:
Sub: The Lone Ranger
Didn't you once have one thick strand hair on the underside of your
chin....on your left side ?
I have it too !
I discovered it while I was rubbing my chin and analyzing alternatives to stabilize the world's economic growth.
Not because I am bored and playing with my body parts for entertainment.
Blue Beard (name changed to protect identity)
Project Coordinator
6 comments:
Lol. Loving your sister's emails
I discovered a mole on the white part of my left eyeball while I was practising bubble-gum-blowing in front of a mirror.
Yes, she's a real joy *hides gun in jeans pocket*
Welcome back, L. I missed you, mole and everything.
I missed you too :*
*Steals chocolate coated raisins from Ri*
Picture this:
I just envisioned "The Lone Ranger" in large yellow letters. A sudden tune played in my head, dum dum dum dum. Sounds familiar? It is quite famous in the era of cowboy films. Then the sound of wind whistling, a close zooming in on the strand of hair swishing as the air blows on it.
I have one too, it is on my left shoulder. :D
L
The raisins were my sisters. You do NOT want to have my sister on yo ass when she's PMS. Take my word for it. Please. PLEASE!
N
Dude, you're a dude. You're not supposed to have a lone ranger! Your rangers are supposed to colonize your body and live together in large numbers.
You know that tune? The "dum dum dum dum" one? It reminds me of Scooby Doo's cousin, Scooby Dum. Every time he found a clue, he'd go "DUM DUM DUM DUM"! Okay, nevermind.
lol! I do not have colonies! I will not go into details so as not to disturb your innocent mind, but that piece of hair was actually on the part where you get shot (needle-wise). This lone ranger was about 3 cm or more!
Ahaha! You know what that reminds me of? The Southpark episode "All about the Mormons", if you haven't seen it then watch it! *Singing fades in the distance* "Dum dum dum dum dum..."
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