Sunday, June 03, 2007


- Bahrain is now officially my 'Happy Place'.

- Women that have their men bitch-slapped, hen-pecked, pussy-whipped and all that other good stuff, have got it going ON. The idiots that believe in intellectual equality are going to die alone.

- PMS week is SO the worst time to go on a fruit & vegetable diet. Anybody that wants to mess with me now should seriously reconsider. I will rip your arm off and beat you to within an inch of your life with the bloody stump.
But I'm going to be all thin and sexy in 4 months time. So YAY!

- My cat needs Prozac. Please donate or I will die of insomnia.

- Appreciate my Photoshop art or a giant piano will fall on your head from 16 floors up.


Shoush said...

Wow. Maybe this week u shud take a break from that fruit n' veggie diet. Just a suggestion! *hides*

Ri said...

Actually, when I posted, it was my first day and I made it through without caving.

Today is my second.

If I get through tomorrow, then I should rule the world.

I want tuna :(